Some preemptive notes about the novel:
+It is (as of now) not as nearly long as most others
+It is currently unfinished
+The ending is completely absurd. And I think, amazing.
+It is about a boy and a girl who lives on opposite(ish) sides of the world.
+There is a lot of sex and drugs.
+There are bits and pieces of my real present life thrown in there.
+It probably won't make a lot of sense.
+I can't wait to finish it and read it.